A letter of Apology

To My Family


I am sorry. So sorry that I've gotten so many of you sick. I have spoken to a few family members who say they have gotten a cold from hanging out with us. I got a cold in the first week of October, a yucky cold. The one where your throat spasms every night involuntarily and you look like your about to yak up a lung. I then passed it on to DH, who never calls in sick, and just deals with it. Opps, sorry. My DD got it too. Here's the thing. We are just getting over it. Isn't it like, almost November? Oh, the joys of fall. Brightly colored falling leaves, an occasional cool air (except what's up weather, um it's like 80 degrees outside), and the sounds of atchoo's, cough, cough, gag, atchoo.


My poor abuela got a cold, but she's in denial. Because she's hooked to one of those supplement programs that she thinks can cure anything. She said the reason my family is sick is because we don't drink that so-and-so supplement everyday, and lookatmeI'masfitasafiddle, calls the next day to say she's not feeling well and it must have been something in the air. Hmm. Uh,hu. But love ya grandma.


Can't wait for the next virus to roll on by.